Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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