Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
