The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
a search helicopter?!
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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