yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
We don't watch enough power rangers
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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