we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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