you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize