My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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