the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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