He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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