I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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