Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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