Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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