I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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