i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
There's always time for handjobs
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I can't turn off my feet"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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