she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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