Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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