But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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