what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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