My girlfriend figured out who you are.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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