i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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