I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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