Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we made out on top of his cat.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
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I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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