I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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