where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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