How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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