Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize