Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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