im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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