I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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