How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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