forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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