In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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