I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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