dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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