Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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