During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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