idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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