Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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