What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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