No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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