scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize
