We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
