Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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