you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
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I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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