Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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