She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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