SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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