I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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