i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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