why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We have started to decorate penises.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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