I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I met the friendliest cop last night
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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