The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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