No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Randomize
