why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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