I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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