I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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