its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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