She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize