As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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