Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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